by Egg Gang the Third November 13, 2023
dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.
Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot
hot f*cker
i dont like u
god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass
such an idiot
hot f*cker
i dont like u
god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass
by Alfie(duh) April 27, 2022
When you poke your wife or Girlfriend in the eye with your dick so she can't see out of it, then turn off off the lights and have here her try and find you.
by A filthy Hobbit August 04, 2022
Hey Derek look at ur big William, no Kevin your looking at the chippendale calendar behind you you must have a severe case of the Kev eye
by Kevtastic999 July 31, 2020
People you might see wearing Eye Sweet Lashes: queen, boss, baddie, an entrepreneur, hustler, celebrity, professional, goddess
by Real Treat August 08, 2021
by fakebadstone May 18, 2023
When one becomes entirely zeroed in on one specific person/target/objective/etc with a predatory like focus. Unintentionally ignoring anything else important going on around them. Similar to what one might call getting tunnel vision. Individuals who are trigger happy are prone to getting shark eyes.
"Johnny got shark eyes when he pushed way too fast on the one enemy and didn't even notice the other player hiding who ended up killing him."
by Robohtman July 28, 2021