Jizz Hands

After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.

"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"

"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"

by JugheadJo March 25, 2019

Eat hand

Nickname for some one who gets a lot of pussy and always eats out, usually leaves condoms in his car and always has sex in his car.

Eat hand get so much pussy in his car

by Jsnsbsns December 18, 2020

hands turn

Another word for work.

Im 33 and I haven't done a hands turn since I left school.

by Limbodancer November 5, 2018

one handed twister

Jerking off preferably in a twisting motion

He was giving himself a one handed twister in the bathroom

by frankiepolymath March 8, 2015

Lesbian hands

Hands that are very clean, nails that are very, very short, fingers that are very agile and strong. Preferably longer fingers. Jewelry is minimal or maybe nonexistent (ready for action at anytime). These hands are usually soft but understandable callus from guitar playing or rock climbing.

Stacey: "I wish my boyfriend had lesbian hands :("
Leslie, "His nails ARE too long, just ask to trim them even shorter"
Stacey, "Good idea, you're my best friend Stacey"
Leslie, "I know."

by holymeowly April 24, 2023

second-hand sun

When you get your daily allotment of vitamin D from basking in an iridescent moon glow. Mostly pertaining to those living in overcast places who never get to see the sun...but for some reason always see the moon.

Ultra-white chic: "I don't have to worry about freckles since I tan in second-hand sun!"

Normal chic: "Yeah the 'Elven' look really works for you...how is 'Narnia' these days!"

by Skippychris December 8, 2010

Baby Hands

Baby hands

Damn!!! That Coronarita making B look like he got baby hands!

by Grant Gallagmanclair September 25, 2018