Pulling a government

Saying something even worse then what actually happened (still usually bad but not necessarily) to subvert expectations and make someone less upset about the second thing.

Person A: "I accidentally scratched your car."

Person B: "What!?! How bad is it?!"

Person A: "Actually, I just scraped your side mirror, but it should be fine. I was just pulling a government to subvert your expectations.”

by Pipicidal May 6, 2024

Pulling a Kendrick

When you expose someone for being a predator and having a secret child in diss tracks.

“Did you hear that Olivia is going to expose Sam for being a predator and having a secret child in her diss track? She’s pulling a Kendrick.”

by Licmicookiexoxo May 6, 2024

Pulling a David

When you are caught out of position in a competitive video game and die solo.

Hey guys get the sniper he's pulling a David.

by Victor Blackmarsh May 13, 2024

Pulling a Bana

When you consistently bail on plans, but you're still a good friend and your friends know it.

Jim's can't make it tonight, he's pulling a bana. Still got to love him tho!

by chocolatechippers May 24, 2024

Pulling a nickfury2010

Ordering a large amount of food from a fast food restaurant and it arrives early but you still complain about it not arriving earlier

Perskn one : Yo bro my food arrived 20 minutes earlier but like I wanted it to be here 30 minutes earlier because then I only had 30 minutes to eat it

Person two : bro stop pulling a nickfury2010

by Elimantorlucas2 May 27, 2024

Pulling a Mike

When your behavior mimics the worst salesman at VIP Sports Las Vegas. Can’t close sales (no news!), has no pitch and has to have his boss Steve Stevens, aka El Scorcho, close for him! Also wears assless chaps when he loses the weekly sales contest. When you pull a Mike you pretty much suck at life.

Steve Stevens, “Mike! It’s the end of the week and you got like no news. Is anyone else in here pulling a Mike this week?!”
Mike, “Yeah, I suck…”

by Contagonist May 29, 2024

Pullinger

A Canadian girl with brown hair and a level zero gyatt. Her gyatt is the smallest of among the people she talks too. She likes to lie and say others have a smaller gyatt then hers but hers is actually the smallest. She arches her back to make it seem like it’s big but it’s actually flat.

Avani: P Pullinger has such a small gyatt!!
Payton: :( I guess it’s true my gyatt is actually so small
Willow: Avanis gyatt is bigger then urs Payton
Reign: yep Payton’s gyatt is the smallest for sure

by yourfavoritebrunette May 30, 2024