When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich
by Wheresmymimi May 14, 2024
In cryptocurrency trading, someone who will instantly sell their coin once they see it drop a little bit in value. This name is often attributed to new crypto-traders who don't have much faith in blockchain.
"Bitcoin is crashing! It dropped 5% in the past hour, I'm gonna sell!" -Chad
"Dude, don't be the easy hand. HODL." -Ned
"Dude, don't be the easy hand. HODL." -Ned
by AlmondMan January 11, 2018
Using one hand to scroll through pornography on Tumblr while using the other hand to manually stimulate the genitals.
by TastyManBeef November 09, 2017
When your partner is menstruating and you slide your hand across the blood to cover your entire hand. Once covered in blood, you stamp your paw print on her mug and exclaim, The Red Hand of Sauromon!
"Okay so here I am wrecking Éowyn's guts when I notice she is on her period so I slapped her with the Red Hand of Sauromon."
by PharoahBoyKing311 June 06, 2022
Food play based sex act involving spicy salsa. Preferably performed in the back of a rented vehicle.
by KD123 July 16, 2016
by Candermusic January 23, 2018
Ramsay: Oh Sherlock, is it better if I call you that?
Sherlock: Just talk to my hand
Ramsay: What a fucking idiot
(Hotel Hell Reference)
Sherlock: Just talk to my hand
Ramsay: What a fucking idiot
(Hotel Hell Reference)
by NotAViper March 19, 2024