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fuck potato

When you heat it up in the microwave 5 mins and then make a slit it down the middle, put some butter in it (to make it wet), then put your dick into it and fuck the shit out of it, or even your vagina. Scissor that bitch.
"Man, I'm feeling kind of lonely, I need a fuck potato"
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Midas Fuck

Similar to the Midas Touch

The Midas Fuck is when the group sex fiend fucks any new female that comes around making them totally undesirable for anyone else to pursue due to the fear of super aids or the knowledge that the tramp has already had sex with someone who has sexual connections with 80% of the western hemisphere.
“Wow, Sarah is so hot, I should see if she wants to go see a movie or something
“No way man, Ryan gave her the Midas Fuck last week, she is a lost cause
“Oh god, remember guys, it’s a 15 foot minimum, any closer and you could get the super aids. I’ll go plastic wrap the couch again”
by Crazy Ivan June 15, 2005
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fish fuck

When a male transvestite hooker poses as a woman & gives a customer a blow job. The customer then requests sex, thus resulting in the customer fucking between the hooker's testicles, thinking he's pounding the vag.
Transvestite: He asked to have sex, so it led to him fish fucking me. Jokes on him!
by Anesthesia Beaverhousen July 30, 2010
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tit fuck

A little lubricant is needed in order to practice this sex act.

Saliva, KY, vaseline or any scented, edible lubricant.
Tyrone got so carried away in his titfuck of Takesia that he shot off in her face.
by Richard Black March 30, 2005
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titty fuck

When a guy sticks his cock between some whore's tits and fucks the hell out of them until he cums all over her face/neck/chest.
Girls don't get much pleasure when they get titty fucked.
by Christina Harding May 15, 2004
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Fuck Faces

The faces you make while fucking, aka sex.
Exchanging fuck faces- snoop dogg
by BBBTsl. December 16, 2008
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bastard-fuck

noun: any annoying/inconvenient/unwanted/unkind situation/person that can be considered both a right bastard and a complete fuck.
1) Max goes out at 6:30am to leave for work and discovers the front tyre on his bike is completely flat. Max looks angrily at the tyre and proclaims "oh you bastard-fuck!".

2) Miriam goes to the fridge for her half of that chocolate cake she's been looking forward to all day, only to discover that her brother Danny has eaten it. "That was for me Danny you bastard-fuck" she then wails.
by SirJibby January 6, 2009
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