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"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.
Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!
by eda-skip November 24, 2021
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Irish Jack

A person who always exits prematurely.
Did he last long? No he Irish Jacked all over my shirt.
by sooosalty January 29, 2017
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hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane
Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof
by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011
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Jack

Very gay can some times be funny and a very strange human being however he can be nice, loving and sexual!!!

Fuck you Jack!
Friend-Who is the weirdest person of all time?
Me-Jack
by Heelomynameisyournan October 15, 2021
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Jack

Jack is the type of guy to get involved with everyone’s business and is ginger. He also is most likely attracted to bbc ( big black cock ) this is all true
Some random kid : yo Jack suck my big black cock

Jack : nah I ain’t gay G

The kid : you obviously are

Jack : fuck off yeah

The kid : nah you sid the sloth lookin ass mother fucker
by Knob cheese January 27, 2020
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