semen hand

One's hand after one finishes jacking off.

President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 2, 2018

Nevada Hand Dryer

When you chain a hooker in a basement, feed her beans, and glue her anus shut and after a set amount of days, ranging from 3-5 (depending on how fat she is) you feed her laxatives, open her anus up (Typically used with a screwdriver, butter knife or something similar) and stick an oil funnel into her, leading into your mouth and let it rip.

"Yeah dude, did you hear Jaylen just did a Nevada Hand Dryer on that hooker!"

by hosteyele June 30, 2025

the seizure hand

When an epileptic person fingers a women while having a seizure with rapid shaking hands.

I gave my girl the seizure hands and she was shaking all over the place.

by The shake and bake June 28, 2017

National Hands down panties month

For all of November you can put ur hands down someone pants/panties and they can’t kill you.

Sven- “Oi mate put ur hands down their panties”
Rodger-“ they’ll kill me, I can’t do that”
Sven-“It’s national hands down panties month,who cares”

by SecondarySchoolVibes October 31, 2019

Hand-off from hell

Believed to originate amongst the Welsh migrant population of Niagra Falls, Ontario, Canada. The hand-off from hell is a technique used in Rugby Union where you smash the palm of your hand into your opponents face sending them sprawling to the floor unable to stop your advance towards the try line.

In modern times it's usage is seen more often as a cheap shot in bar room brawls and was featured as a special move in 90s cult hit video game Jonah Lomu Rugby.

"Goodness me that hand-off from hell almost put him in ward 4!"

"Hope not Bill that's the maternity ward."

by Nog1988 January 15, 2019

Second-hand gay

When a straight person has so many gay friends they come off as one one.

Oh no I’m straight I just suffer from second-hand gay

by Zozowitduhbowbow November 27, 2019

well-manicured hand

A sign of a sexually mature man

“Your well-manicured hand felt so good last night. You must be a sexually mature man.”
“A well-manicured hand is a sign of a sexually mature man”
“You mother said my hands were well-manicured.”

by blu3emo0on March 8, 2025