Ibrahim Fart Syndrome (IFS)

A super rare bowel condition that causes one to fart excessively exceeding 100 x a day and to have very stinky farts.

Doctor: After seeing you suffer no symptoms besides excessive and stinky farts, we are diagnosing you with Ibrahim Fart Syndrome (IFS)

by Bobdylan08 November 24, 2025

Farts as a form of intimacy

A hip new age way for couple to bond and connect on a deeper more spiritual level

Jenny has been buying nothing but kashi cereal from Trader Joe’s lately it gives her chronic flatulence….. well that just gives Josh a chance to sniff her rear and get to know her on a deeper level. Farts as a form of intimacy has saved many relationships according to Dr. Phil McGraw. Smelling your loved ones taint and or sphincter gland bonds and connects us spiritually and emotionally

by Badger girl 317 March 21, 2024

Bart Fart

A “Bart Fart” is a person or animal that doesn’t know how to clean their ass.

Look at that bart fart! They really need to clean themselves

by bart fart July 11, 2023

Hand-Cupped Fart

When you take both of your hands and cup your asshole until you fart. Then you remove your hands and cup your nose and inhale for afterburn.

Breaking News: Brian Lapis performed a Hand-Cupped Fart in the middle of his news report. Viewers at home are stunned to see his hands are wrinkled from the pungentcy.

by DeportTheMonkeys April 22, 2025

Fart away

When you want to say “fuck off,” but you have kids present

Dylan’s parents were having an argument at the dinner table, when his father finally couldn’t take it anymore and yelled “ just fart away, Lillian, fart away.”

by Wallyman April 24, 2022

Fart Grenade

When you fart into a pair of clean balled up socks and throw them at someone.

the conversation was interrupted by mooses fart grenade.

by mu shin September 11, 2019

Portuguese fart

When a man ejaculates in an anus and the recipient farts, excreting a white creamy substance

She had the biggest Portuguese fart after we did it

by Dirty_shteve May 6, 2024