Fake Friends 

fake friends are like fake news. They are not reliable or real.

You: why is they such a fake friends?
Other person: because they’re fake news!

Fake Friends by lab1350 December 8, 2017

other friends 

your "best friend" stopped hanging out with you for this elusive mysterious group of people

also a really catchy song

You: wana play smash today?
Friend:sorry i have a game with my other friends today *dissapears*

other friends by some random guy ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) September 26, 2019

Carolina Friends School 

A Quaker school located in durham nc where 98% of the kids are gay and the other 2% aren’t out yet. You have to ‘settle in’ before and after every class which basically means sitting silently for an awkward minute while people crack their knuckles. It’s pretty shit unless you have a class with matt. Matt is an absolute fucking god beyond human comprehension.

Teacher: “Lets go ahead and settle in”
Student: *cracks knuckles*
Teacher: “SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
Student: “Going to Carolina Friends School was a mistake”

Carolina Friends School by Ok lmao January 21, 2023

We should be friends more often 

Used when you want to do things that friends do with someone more often. It can be anything.

Person 1: Hey I haven't seen you in a while...
Person 2: I know, we should be friends more often.
Person 1: Yeah
Person 3: Fuck you

We should be friends more often by SabazouJSL April 23, 2009

Donald’s Dead Friends Society 

A growing club of sorts that will probably be quite large by the end of 45’s presidency.

Poor doomed Jeffrey; he knew he would go down in history as one of the first widely publicized members of Donald’s Dead Friends Society.

Donald’s Dead Friends Society by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

cold war friendship 

A relationship between two people who can't stand each other but remain "friends" for social expediency.

This cold war friendship on facebook is just one of hundreds. My haters love to keep me close.

cold war friendship by NeptuneLord May 1, 2020

fried unit 

A unit in this case refers to a large individual in particular a male. Fried usually refering to the brain being fried from copping one too many rompers. Combined you get a big cunt who has lost almost all his capabilities to perform the simplest human functions.

Drew: oi Greg this party’s getting out of hand there’s too many fried units here.
Greg: Ye bro and did you see that bloke Baz he’s so fucked up he forgot his name.
Drew: what a fried unit!!

fried unit by Fried Unit August 5, 2018