spilled my babies

Once you finally orgasm and let go of your hot load of cum. Typically you spill your babies all over your bitches face and/or breast, chicks dig that shit. Refers to the fact that you are killing thousands of possible babies each time you jack-off or titty-fuck your whore.

The other day, when I was getting head from Taylor, I spilled my babies and she swallowed. But then later she cried about "killing thousands of babies." What a dumb ass.

by porn4lyfe March 4, 2010

deadbeat baby daddy

Man who sweet-talks his way into your life and bed, gets you pregnant, and then reveals all his shitty baggage while you're pregnant. Man with multiple babymamas, and while he's swearing he'll be there for you, he never sees his kids...and you wonder why.

A deadbeat baby daddy is a man who gets a woman pregnant but after the child is born, doesn't see the need to help out with what he helped create. A man who sleeps while you're up with the crying child at night. A man who will spend your last dime on alcohol when he knows that the baby needs diapers. A man who puts his hands on you one night so you have to flee your own home with the child in tow, but then blows up your phone with text messages about how he wants to talk and how he loves and misses you. Um, how about just being a man and changing your life?

by DoingMe2010 November 7, 2010

ice age baby

The worst thing to ever exist on this planet. The holocaust is a joke compared to the monstrosities this thing has done. There are many trying to stop it daily but none have succeeded. Yet...

guy 1:We should kill the baby from ice age
guy 2: you’re right ice age baby deserves to die in a fire

by __Turtle__ February 15, 2020

Baby Mama Terrorist

A woman who has weaponized her children against the father for money and to torture him.

Secretly she is still in love with him but she doesnt want to be with him it at the same time she doesnt want anyone else with him either.

Sorry she doesn’t let you see your kids and takes all your money. She is a baby mama terrorist.

by Riwlajdej November 23, 2018

boom boom baby

A young person who enjoys sex.

That is Wonda Wonderpig, the local boom boom baby!

by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016

baby bird

when you throw up into your girlfriends vagina

"honey i want to try something really kinky, its called the baby bird"
"what is it?"
"well first i :BLARGHH!!:"
"OH MY GOD! WHAT DID YOU DO?"
"its the baby bird sweetie, dont be a prude"

by mfdavid December 9, 2008

Rosemary's Baby

When a woman has eaten a meal containing rosemary herb, and then shortly afterwards passes flatus with a distinct scent of rosemary mixed with the usual foulness associated with said act.

Did you eat something with rosemary in it tonight, because it smells like you just had Rosemary's Baby?

by Mimik999 March 6, 2010