The true inventor of Calculus.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.
Guy 1: I'm having trouble with my calc homework
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah
by truckjumperdude March 21, 2025

by Historian121 May 27, 2019

Redneck bubba love dipping but love turkey hunting more. He's a smart ass sometimes and annoying too. But loveable sexy beast if you know one smash on spot
by Mudduck Floyd May 16, 2018

Sound of Mind Person: oh so you go to john deans?
Wanker: Sir John Deans actually...
Sound of Mind Person: I can see you're as about as useful as a textbook
Wanker: Sir John Deans actually...
Sound of Mind Person: I can see you're as about as useful as a textbook
by Dr Pepper Gonna Kill Them All September 27, 2013

NO LAP 3: alright, just learned the controls, hopefully john gutter wont be an issue.
*2 minutes later*
lap 2? whats lap 2?
*enters lap 2 portal*
s rank! on my first attempt? this game must be grateful.
LAP 3: alright time to lap 3 the first level, john gutter, hopefully wont be too hard.
*5 hours later* why the hell is john gutter lap 3 so hard.
*2 minutes later*
lap 2? whats lap 2?
*enters lap 2 portal*
s rank! on my first attempt? this game must be grateful.
LAP 3: alright time to lap 3 the first level, john gutter, hopefully wont be too hard.
*5 hours later* why the hell is john gutter lap 3 so hard.
by memeaddictive2 June 12, 2023
