Double Whammy

A gay male or snitch.

“There’s 2 things you don’t want to be in this world , that’s gay and a snitch” Also known as a “Double Whammy”

by JakeThaDon April 25, 2020

Double Chin Scissor

When two fat asses with double chins rub their chins together to slide in between.

When Corey and Mark met they could not resist double chin scissoring each other to create a magical double chin bond.

by PrimetimeRobbie June 14, 2023

Double ‘Mando

When a girl goes double commando- no bra, no chonies!

I’m going double ‘mando-I’m just going to the market!

by Janers January 30, 2021

Double Bagger

A woman who is so ugly that you have to put two bags over her head to have coitus with her, in case one of the bags falls off.

Hoyt picked up a double bagger at Roger's Roost right before the bar closed at two.

by Olaffffffvfrf May 14, 2017

Double Punk Swissroll

A double punk swissroll is a person (man), confused about not only his race, but also his sexuality. The Double Punk Swissroll (DPS) is unsure if he is able to not only denounce his race and be gay, denounce his race and be straight, or simply stay being a closet creeper. The DPS will test the waters, and come into his own, slowly. Amongst heterosexual males, the first attempt of testing his sexual aura by wearing items that heterosexual men don't wear. Tongue rings, silver unity rings and matches necklaces. If mention of his ways, he will shyly play it off as if it were to be a joke.

I don't know about that guy, but I think he's a double punk swissroll.

by Groovious February 9, 2019

Double gazing

When you see someone that you facncy and give a second look to stare at him/her.

This guy fancies me, he gave me a double gazing.

by Blowminder August 25, 2018

Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.

What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.

by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023