Guy

A sex-crazed, cocaine-fueled dog.

Dude 1: Hey, you seen Guy around?
Dude 2: Yeah, he just came over and fucked my mom.

by Dr. Bowl December 6, 2022

a guy like you

A guy like you is a korean manga that fucks you up un a lot of ways and then ends with a fucking cliffhanger

I’m still mad because a guy like you ended in a cliffhanger

by Mr. Doctor man November 13, 2017

Hot guy dreams

Those dreams you have when there’s a hot guy who likes you and they are great. You hate waking up from them because you want it to last forever and you want it to actually happen

I love hot guy dreams cause there’s hot guys in them.

by Sadie——- June 1, 2020

Cereal guy

An unexpected dude who just judges people by saying "oH! He'll never get a gf" And just spits out his cereal by glow up

Guy 1:dude who's this he's so ugly spitting out his cereal
Guy 2: guy 1 ikr, he's the cereal guy

by YEREMEL December 30, 2021

Cookie Guy

The Cookie Guy is a twunk that loves snickerdoodles and chocolate chip cookies.

Me: I need to peg that Cookie Guy right now.

by Piggyaru April 4, 2022

GUY SHANI

THE BEST MAN IN THE WORLD

HE IS NOT GAY
VERY STRAIGHT
NADAV IS A GAY ASS NIGGA

WOW GUY SHANI IS THE STRAIGHTEST MAN IN THE WORLD
YES AND NADAV IS A GAY ASS NIGGA

by guydefinedthis March 28, 2021

Power Guy

The baldest vtuber ever
sucks at video games and is a simp for berkana

"Hey, did you watch that last Power Guy stream?"
"The part where he read the entire schlorpadorp meaning was crazy"
"You remember the stream before where there was a bot raid trying to end his reputation?"
"There was a massive amount of bots that stream"
"You Know What Else Is Massive?"

by gamtheidiot March 1, 2025