King of Revenge Backshots

Someone who is good at backshots, specifically with a friend who was cheated on or otherwise disrespected by her significant other.

That man Prime is the King of Revenge Backshots

by PrimeGotBars July 28, 2023

soldier poet king

A song by The Oh Hellos.

A:"did you take the 'Soldier Poet King' personality test? I got King. "

B: " Yeah, I did! I got Soldier!"

by luz necead July 28, 2023

King Opp

Pelonsito

When mentioning the word King opp , Pelon gotta be in the sentence

by TheGrimReal July 29, 2023

smol king

A man who is small in height but big in charisma . Charming swagger and strut. A short dude who is confident and likable. A little man with a lot going for him.

“Her man aint tall, but he got it all. He’s a smol king.”

by Pigalu August 8, 2023

smol king

Dude who short, but charming and sharp. Small man with big charisma. Swagger.

Her main ain’t tall, but he’s fire. He’s a smol king.

by Pigalu August 8, 2023

mollie king

a BBC Radio 1 presenter has the most annoying fucking laugh in the universe

Mollie King is so annoying, i hate her laugh

by doggo_live August 10, 2023

King Harod

Yeah, it's probably going to be Samson next...

Harod "Shitshitshitshitshit...."

Guard "KING HAROD!"

Harod "AH! SHIT! Shitshitshit. Please tell me you killed it!"

Guard "I think we fucking got him bro!"

Harod "OOOH! OH! FUCK YEAH MY GUY! LET'S GO! THANK G- Oh wait... Who do I... Whatever. GREAT JOB!"
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Guard "Yeah, man! We fucking got his ass bro! Hahaha!"

Harod "Ooooooh shit... What a relief. Hey, so... He's dead right? Like... FOR SURE."

Guard "Dawg... You should have seen me stab that motherfucker like KYAAAAAH!!"

Harod "NO SHIT!?"

Guard "Yeah dawg, for real!"

Harod "Hohoho, you are the MAN for that! Was it, like, some kind of magic spear?"

Guard "Nah dawg, just like, my regular spear!"

Harod "That is awesome bro. Here, lemme... Lemme get that. Imma mount that on my wall. 'Spear of the God-Slayer' I'll call it."

Guard "Yooo! That is sick! Am I?"

Harod "You're damn right! You are the fucking MAN! This is awesome! Hey, get- Go grab everybody! We're having a party!"

Guard "Hell, yeah!"

*3 days later*

Guard "Um... King Harod?"

Harod "MY BOY! THE GOD-SLAYER! What is up my G?"

Guard "Um... I don't know how to tell you this but... It's gone..."

Harod 🤨 "What is?"

Guard "Uuuuuuh.... Shit.... I... The creature, man... The creature is gone. We took him down. Put him in a cave. Put a BOULDER in front of the cave. Boulder is gone. The guy is gone. I don't know what the fuck to tell you man... He's gone. It's gone."

Harod 😨

Guard "Yeah..."

Harod 😨

Guard "Yeah... I don't know happened. I talked to some of his guys and they said he went to his kingdom in heaven... He just... I donno... He just flew away or something man I donno..."

Harod 😱 "IT CAN FLY!? JESUS CHRIST! WHY DIDN'T IT DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE! WAY DID IT LET US KILL IT!?"

Guard "I... I don't fucking know man..."

Harod "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?"

Guard *Sigh* "I don't fucking know man..." 😔
Harod 😰

Guard "Yeah..."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023