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Happy Holes

Any opening on the human body where a penis can be inserted, such as ears,mouth or anus and so on.
Dom had so much fun playing with Sabrina's Happy Holes the other day. She really enjoyed it.
Happy Holes by CumBuster69 October 3, 2005

Biting doughnut holes

The act of your asshole clamping down on a seat so tightly From fear that a hole is made in the seat
John: wow we almost hit that car.
Jim: yeah i was so scared I biting doughnut holes

Ancient Band of Holes Found in Peru 

These strange holes, stretching for a mile over uneven mountain terrain, were here for so long that the local people have no idea who made them, or why. Funny thing is no one really saw the big picture until the area was seen from the air.
Archeologists have speculated they were dug to store grain in. Two problems with this, say the folks thinking out of the box: there were a lot easier ways to create storage containers than the hard work and decades it must have taken to chip out all of these, and it would have made more sense, if these were to store grain, to build several huge chambers.
Some sections have holes in rigid and perfect precision; some run in rows that curve up in arches, some staggered lines. They vary in depth to about 6-7 feet deep yet some are merely shallow indents as if not completed - though surrounded by those that are.
To date, no one has a clue why they're here, who made them or what they were.
Few miles east from the band, satellite photo shows structures that look like a remnants of an ancient settlement (these formations do not look natural and there is nothing similar in the entire area): 13 42'36.80" S, 75 51'4.07" W
Ancient Band of Holes Found in Peru

Thousands of man-sized holes are carved into the barren rock near Pisco Valley, Peru on a plain called Cajamarquilla.

Were looking to see if alien's are Urban legend/myth or True to life. Look up For the reference See: satellite photo of Machu Picchu @ Ancient X web site

No Holes 

When a female simply has no holes. All her holes are non existent. This case, all though extremly rare does exist in the modern world.
Yo, I went out to the bar last night and took this girl home. I was about to bang her and I realized, she had no holes. What a bummer.
No Holes by Bobby Sacamano February 7, 2009

Fuck you in your 15 holes 

An outlandish statement, only used to insult and denigrate the very worst douchebags, assholes, and degenerates.

It is a common truth that everyone has at least 15 orifices hidden on his or her body. Girls usually have at least 20 hidden ones, however.
Douchebag: Hey yo imma fuck u up if u dont do my algebra homework

Sensible human being: Fuck you in your 15 holes, you fucking jackass!!

Douchebag: .....fine ill leave u alone, jeezus
Fuck you in your 15 holes by Tofu-san September 19, 2009
After a massive line of ketimine, ones body shuts down making movement difficult. The feeling is like being in a hole which one cant get out of.
How long was I in that K-Hole
K-Holed by Jelly_Boy March 25, 2004