The Brown 

Is an ugly, disgusting fat beast who regenerates itself by consuming it's own body, for example puss from acne, skin from inside it's own mouth and other bodily fluids.

The Brown is so disgusting, I cant look at her again, I think I might puke.

The Brown by Charlie March 22, 2004

Hash Brown Earlobes

When someones earlobes are tastily triangular, such of that as a hash brown you'd so much love to nibble on . Often abbreviated to HBEL.

Larry your Hash brown earlobes look too irresistible today . wheres the ketchup?

Hash Brown Earlobes by i like cats called ewan September 14, 2011

Charlie Brown 

The act of your lover taking a dump on your chest, and then taking two fingers and smearing the poop in a zig-zag pattern over your stomach like Charlie Brown's shirt.

"Jen is bringing a blue tarp tonight, she is going to give me a charlie brown"

Charlie Brown by bigbootyhos November 15, 2012

king brown 

A massive piece of shit.

Someone would say: the other day I ate 5 pizzas and I did a massive shit the following morning, it was a king brown!!!

king brown by The Typical Aussie Bloke July 15, 2009

brown kettle 

The act of dunking one's scrotum in and out of another person's splayed anus, a relative of teabag and teabagging.

He was rolled back on his neck with his legs around his head, and I stood over him, and we busted out the brown kettle.

Baby, let's do the brown kettle tonight.

brown kettle by Zimbabwe November 26, 2004

brown ring king 

One who, while enthusiastically engaging in vaginal sex suffers slippageand hurriedly rams the offending phallus home into his unsuspecting partner's equally unsuspecting rump.

Hungover Dude #1: Man, last nite when I was givin' the ol' hogleg to Donna, it slipped out and I just lined 'er back up and rammed it right in her brown ring.

Hungover Dude #2: Stevie, that is why you, my friend, are the brown ring king!
(High fives are exchanged and beers are opened)

brown ring king by Chesai August 22, 2006

brownberry 

The name for a Blackberry that has been dropped into a toilet. Ultimately the fate of all Blackberry hand-held devices, as more and more people will not stfu in the loo.

(Scene: Corporate Bathroom)
Boss: This is the last time, Ed. You hear me? I'm gonna march down there and --
::Plop::
Employee: DAMNIT!
Adjacent stall: Serves you right. Now fish out your Brownberry and let me squeeze this out in peace. Damn.

brownberry by JulienD July 20, 2008