Charlie Brown Drive-Thru

When you're trying to order food but all you hear through the speaker is wah wah wah wah wah.
I tried to place an order, but got the classic Charlie Brown Drive-Thru response. I couldn't hear a thing they were saying.
by Youreinchargeofthestalephabets September 13, 2014
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brown paper bag test

An actual test, along with the so-called ruler test in common use in the the early 1900s among upper class Black American societies and families to determine if a Black person was sufficiently white to gain admittance or acceptance. If your skin was darker than a brown paper bag, you did not merit inclusion. Thousands of Black institutions including the nation's most eminent Black fraternity -- Phi Alpha Phi, Howard Univiersity, and numerous church and civic groups all practiced this discriminiation. The practice has 19th Century antecedants with the Blue Blood Society and has not totally died out.

Zora Neal Hurston was the first well known writer to air this strange practice in a public. The practice is now nearly universally condemned (at least in public) as being an example of "colorism". Particularly cogent modern day critiques can be found in Kathy Russell's "The Color Complex", Tony Morrion's "The Bluest Eye" (an Ophrey Book Club choice) and Marita Golden's "Don't Play in the Sun." The best known send-up of the pactice, however, is Spike Lee's scathing and hilarious 1988 movie, "School Daze."
"Though the brown paper bag test is antiquated and frowned upon as a shameful moment in African-American history, the ideals behind the practice still lingers in the African-American community" -- Rivea Ruff, BlackCollegeView.Com
by Bill Peters August 20, 2006
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Jackie Brown Reach Around

When a man and woman are spooning and the male sticks just the knob of his tool in her arse. She then reaches around and jerks him off into her arse.
When a chick jerks you off into her arse. Jackie Brown Reach Around
by daniel hobart April 22, 2008
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brown trout roundabout

is the act in which, usually a mariner forcefully inserts a large fish hence the brown trout part into, usually a virgin and twists so as to cause excrutiating pain to her
mariner: i got totaly wasted last night, went to the local village and gave the youngest i could find the old brown trout roundabout!!
by jake brown11 December 04, 2007
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brown snake peek-a-boo

The result of excessive drinking and debautchalism, a brown snake peek-a-boo is that poop that everyone periodically has (even girls that think they're "hot") that refuses to play nice. Instead, it comes out part way, then retreats, then comes out part way, then retreats...and so on and so forth. Fags (i.e. Jonesy) love the brown snake peek-a-boo.
Mike: Jonesy - your mom is hot.
Jonesy: I just had the best brown snake peek-a-boo!
by MRM5593 September 14, 2006
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hash brown paella

A horrid mixture of soggy fried potato, sausage, and saffron. To date, it has never been served at any restaurant. About as appetizing as a Boston pancake.
Only a monkey would want to eat hash brown paella.
by ZeroTolerance August 08, 2007
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brown sugar daddy

A black man who provides money and luxuries to a woman in exchange for companionship.
I know it seems cliche, but I have been dating this football player who just signed a 40 million dollar contract. He smoothers me in jewelry and designer clothers, he is my brown sugar daddy! sugar daddy, daddy, boyfriend, gold digger, high maintenance
by joecoolthefool August 17, 2015
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