Twots

Plural Noun. Acronym, The Wives of The Sons. Used in a flippant manner to refer to one's submissive wifely status within a family with only sons.

Apparently TWOTS are not privy to the life altering information at the "sons only" family meeting lead by the parents.

by UnicornPencil January 5, 2023

Twoke

Past tense of tweakin out

I was twoke yesterday.. shoulda never ate it.

by Stinkalink144 February 6, 2023

twofer

two for one- two people giving each other oral for one magical (probably not) night

"yo rach you get that twofer last night?"
"ya but i didn't get one"

by eggs&ham February 10, 2023

twofer one

two people giving, only one receiving

"he took me home last night & gave me that twofer one"
"should have just went to denny's, the deal would be better"

by eggs&ham February 10, 2023

twoniggashavingsexinalaundrybasket

the name is all you need to know

yo you heard those twoniggashavingsexinalaundrybasket right?
yeah of course.

by anon40 February 19, 2023

twofiddy

two dollars and 50 cents

imma need likee, how about twofiddy? good enough?

by imacokelover<33 February 21, 2023

Twold

A gay man, commonly above 30, that stills looks like a Twink.

- Hey, it's kinda dark but I think that twink is winking at me.
- That's not a twink, that's Josh, my chilhood friend.
- Damn! He's a twold then.

by Alonxii February 21, 2023