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poop-pee

This term is always mispronounced, and mis-spelled as "puppy."
But with a new baby dog in the house it is clear that the adorable very good boy is 100% poop and pee.
How many floor diapers, I mean puppy pads, I mean poop-pee pads did you go through yesterday?

What's the name of your super adorable poop-pee?
by NeologianPJG March 8, 2022
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Poop Bassinet

A coping skill for those who are terrified by the sound of their poop falling into the toilet and making a slashing sound.

The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.
It’s the weirdest thing but she just can’t take a shit unless she makes a poop bassinet. She really needs professional help with her phobia.
by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024
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Poop Sommelier

An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.
That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?

Answer: Poop Sommelier
by Karl Hungus April 21, 2024
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sneaky poop

when you accidentally poop yourself without realising.
person 1: what is that smell?
person 2: oh shoot I think I sneaky pooped
by pooplord3007 May 5, 2022
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poop

the most delicious snack to ever exist.
by poop6969696969 February 21, 2020
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