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Blue Waters

A place where hopes and dreams are crushed. Think you saw a fish? No that was bubba the hobos massive shit. Infested with aids and used condoms. Only place that benefits from this shithole is the local farm that takes the water and uses it to water their crops that taste as shitty as a cum stained sock.
Steve took me to blue waters today. I tripped over what I thought was a log, but it was really a dead hooker from 1976.
by Jtobraves March 23, 2021
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Blue bed

When you can’t sleep at night because of some type of discomfort. Similar frustrations to blue balls.
Man I loved my trip through Europe but those hostel mattresses gave me blue bed!
by Blue_bed February 10, 2018
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Low Grade Blues

The phenomenon of posting online about a graded collectible whereby the original poster will always apologize for the low quality of said collectible.
"Just bought a new-to-me copy of Avengers #1, sorry for the low grade." Got them Low Grade Blues
by Slimcady March 3, 2023
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A blue mountain state

When someone on your sports team has a hot sister so you all bang her for good luck
Luke: have you seen Marko's sister

Tony: no why
Luke: i heard the basketball team pulled A blue mountain state on her

Tony:that must have been a long and hard night
by DirtyDan40 November 20, 2016
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Blue Beatrice

A disco dance created by Beatrice Middleton. It was named this because she always wears a blue bathrobe at night. The song most notably played when dancing it is 'Disco Duck' by Rick Dees. Her friends often dance this with her.
Beatrice: ('Disco Duck' has just started playing) Oh no, I feel Blue Beatrice coming on!

Flo: Uh oh, I remember when you used to dance that! Well, at least you used to .

Beatrice: Well, let's his the dance floor. This is gonna go wild!

Mary: (like the Bay City Rollers) B-L-U-E B-E-A-T-R-I-C-E!! Keep on dancin' to the rock and roll. It's a Blue Beatrice night! It's a Blue Beatrice night!

Flo and Beatrice: Mary, are you crazy!? This is going to hit like a hurricane!

Mary: Right on! The Blue Beatrice is going to smash like a wave!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 26, 2011
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Blue Balls

The extreme pain of being left without ejactuation after a blow job. Also it's being cut off and stopped just as your about to C U M.
Ladies. Just let your man cum. don't just stop right as he's about to. so either you let him cum to big booty midget porn or cum in you. don't just stop right as ejactulation is present. in short. BLUE BALLS ARE PRESENT!
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blue

I'm blue adabadee abadi if i were green, I would die
by TheMadHippo64 March 26, 2022
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