Slut Math

Slut Math
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female

log((age-10)^69)/18

take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.

take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.

-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).

by dapumpkinator December 29, 2015

Slut

any girls names that starts with an S or A

usually talks to multiple guys and has sex with more then one person in a month

Person 1: Hey you know sage?

Person 2: You mean the slut?

by crack is good November 15, 2019

Sleeping slut

A woman who is a slut during the day and even while sleeping at night, tends to take rock hard cocks in every possible hole.

I had sex with that sleeping slut last night, but so did my two friends.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

Slut

Woman who has sex with one or several men who are not her love partner, or without commitment. Due to the ease with which they lend themselves to intercourse, they often have sex with several men. The more men penetrate her frequently, the sluttier a girl is. They act almost the same as a prostitute, with the difference that they don't charge. They usually like to lick penises and be unfaithful to their love partners, if they have any.

I invited her to my house to study for the test and I ended up ejaculating in her mouth! She's such a slut!

by YeagerXZ February 9, 2023

Slut Charger

The universal phone charger that will fit and charge pretty much every phone ever except iPhones.

"Damn, I forgot my charger."

"Here, use mine. It's a slut charger, so it'll fit your phone."

by HeavyMetalGamer95 June 8, 2018

slut

A word that high school boys call girls when she has friendly conversations with multiple boys but is still in fact a virgin.

Friend 1: Omg! Look its Rebecca talking to Chris, Johnathan and Ricardo.
Friend 2: Omg, What a slut!

by thebitchhestoolightskinfor October 18, 2021

slut off

When a group of females compete against eachother to try and fuck the same guy. Things girls do include making eachother look bad, wearing slutty clothing, and sexually flirting with the guy. Winner is the first girl who sleeps with the guy

Alex- Omg there's a new hot guy at school

Tara- Promise you wont go into the slut off for him
Alex- Nah, that's Hannah and Maddys job

by majorfreaksallday July 16, 2017