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Renegade Shit

Taking a shit at someone else's house without asking first. It is a betrayal of trust, as proper etiquette is asking the homeowner if you can take a shit at their house. It is sneaky and can cause distrust between the individuals for years to come.

It can also be shitting during a party in a restroom which will be frequently used by the other party attendees. Therefore, destroying the bathroom enjoyment of the many people who will be using that restroom after you.

Taking a shit in a bathroom located near a kitchen or living room. This type of shit may cause the stink to leak into the common space, and ruin the day of the individuals enjoying that area.
Tommy just went into the bathroom and dropped a horrible Renegade Shit. He didn't even ask me if he could take a shit in my house. Now the whole kitchen smells like shit and he just ruined my party. If he asked, I would have told him he was more than welcome to shit upstairs, where he would have been able to enjoy his shit, not rush, and not stink up the whole downstairs. Now everyone is leaving my party. Thanks a lot Tommy. We can no longer be friends, since I don't trust you any longer.
by Frankie McMuffin September 25, 2014
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Suicide Shit

As you begin your travel to the closest bathroom because you have to take a shit, start pushing to see if you can shit in the toilet before you shit your pants.
Guy 1: Hey bro, wanna hang out tonight?

Guy 2: Aw shit man, I can't. I failed the suicide shit and I fucking shitted my pants!
by I'm not Bob June 14, 2019
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Shitting Backwards

Making something unnecessarily difficult like facing the toilet towards the wall
She had to back into the garage to charge the car— that’s like shitting backwards!
by Imwithstupid July 2, 2022
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Grief-shit

A moment where you are so grief stricken that you physically shit yourself.
"Bro, your mum stinks!"
"My dad just filed for divorce. I think she just did a grief-shit"
"Word"
by Mike Danger Williams December 23, 2017
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Lil shit

A person that is being a turd most of the time when your with them
Robert stop being such a lil shit your a annoying the hell at of me
by Fij 23 May 20, 2020
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Rogue Shit

Origin: Rogue Wave

Like it's origin, Rogue Shit is a totally unexpected and spontaneous wave of shit you have to take that hits you out of nowhere. Usual sensations of Rogue Shit emergence may occur 15 - 30 minutes after taking your primary dump.

Rogue Shits are known to be very powerful and cannot be easily held in.
Person #1: "Dude where the fuck have you been!? I've been waiting for you for an hour!"
Person #2: "I was on my way man but this Rogue Shit hit me outta nowhere, I had to go back, there was no way I could go any further!"
by OkayNotUsingMyRealNameFine? April 22, 2014
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Shit Processor

psychologyst or a friend who acts as such. A person who you can go to to dump all your emotional clusterfuck and they will process it and lay it out for you in a clear manner.
My friend is a shit processor. Everyone goes to her when the shit hits the fan.
by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 30, 2011
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