Pre Poop

A pre poop is similar to pre-cum. When taking (or leaving) a pre poop you let out a small turd before realizing the rest of the log is not ready to exit quite yet. Then you may either sit it out or leave and then return when the rest of the log is ready to exit the anus.

I thought I was ready to take a sloppy shit but it was just a pre poop.

by ChodeFilA July 13, 2022

Poop

the thing emma loves the most

-"poop xd"

-"poop?!"
-"yes"

by Poop xd October 22, 2020

poop

the shit that comes out of your butt when you p o o p

poop people saying your a piece of shit

by diock October 16, 2021

Full Poop

A physical condition resulting from not ‘pushing brown’ on schedule and waiting up to 1.5 days to finally ‘drop heat’. This condition results in unwarranted grumpiness towards girlfriends due to the bowel expanding discomfort.

The important distinction of ‘Full Poop’ vs constipation is the awareness of why you feel like ass and also can’t drop the convo with Becky about why women are bad at spacial reasoning.

“I was at the farmers market in Caramel today berating my girlfriend and feeling like shit. Turns out, I got snuck up on by a ‘full poop’ and I actually not an asshole!

by HolyDiver6969 August 30, 2025

Poop

a brown or green ish thing that comes out of your butt.

Oh whats that coming out of his butt? Is it a poop

by heihei123 November 17, 2022

Unicorn Poop

The images that Kylan searches for on his computer.

Kylan, stop searching for unicorn poop in google images!

by Lu Lu October 20, 2022

Poop surpressor delux

Wife that gives her husband a hard time every time he says he is going to poop.

Poop Surpressor Delux
Husband :Honey I am going to go poop.

Wife: Again?! You just went before. How many times are you going to go poop? I never met someone that poops as much as you. You poop every day. Blah blah blah and on and on

by anonymous March 8, 2024