Parker Lee Bennett

A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.

Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:

Josh:

by 9090alex January 6, 2023

Parkland

That moment when you excgkckbf

"I'm so parkland right now"

by Alotofthings January 7, 2023

parking prawl

The original park pin found in the Aisin 9-speed that is in 2020 & newer Nissan Titan and Frontier. This pin is part of a massive recall.

I just got a 2023 Nissan Frontier. Is my truck affected by the parking prawl recall?

by anonymous January 10, 2023

parkview london

It is one of the worst schools to exist it has mid-teachers mid classrooms and boring playgrounds. It also has the worst school food except on Fridays and breaks. In other words, Parkview is the worst school ever

parkview london is such a shit school

by Big Balls Jasper January 20, 2023

parkinglot68

"variety"

it's the parkinglot68 that makes my job so enjoyable

by pocodefenitions January 22, 2023

Parker

Parker is an amazing boyfriend. He'll start out as someone you wish you could know and end as someone you wish you could know again. His eyes are sea glass, his hair are the softest sands, his body is everything you've ever dreamed of.

From the boyfriend you'll never forget- I love you parker.

by NickiBoy January 28, 2023

parkridgebaseball

Youth baseball league that prohibits girls from playing baseball based on gender.

The mother told her daughter baseball was way more dangerous than softball. Baseball was only a sport a boy could play. Luckily the girl was signed up with parkridgebaseball

by WPWampum February 10, 2023