November 3

A day where any person should walk up to there beloved and take a shit on them

Bob: It’s November 3 *walks up to gf*
Gf: ewwwwww

by weirdo654321weirdo November 2, 2021

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No Nut November

A challenge where one must not achieve an orgasm (nutting) the entire month of November. The rules are simple

1. from 12:00 AM on November 1st to 11:59 PM on November 30th, you may not nut. Whether it be from masturbation or sex does not matter. Once you nut, you are disqualified.
2. Only one wet dream is allowed, and is the only exception to the no nutting rule
3. Free nut coupons do not exist and anyone who uses one is disqualified
4. You are allowed to watch porn and participate in edging, just as long as you do not orgasm.

Those who succeed are allowed to participate in destroy dick december or ddd

If you’re reading about no nut november you probably already failed. Wash your hands.

by kitloin November 2, 2021

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Dirty November rain

When you ejaculate and urinate into your partners mouth and have them spray it back on you

Jim: yo my girlfriend gave me a dirty November rain last night.

John: that’s fucking gross bro

by Heyitsurmom4.5 November 2, 2021

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November 3

National Tell someone their great day

Guy 1: what day is it

Guy 2: November 3
Guy: you’re fucking great

by The answers for life November 2, 2021

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November 5th

The day short (5’4 & under) people are allowed to kick there tall guy friends in the nuts. But there’s a twist of the short person says there going to kick the tall person in the nuts but don’t do it the short person has to do anything the tall person says for 24 hours :))

Short girl: hey ****** guess what day it is

Tall male friend: what day

Short girl: November 5th

Tall male friend: fu*k, but if you don’t go through with kicking me in the nuts you are my minion for 24 hrs

by Iheart.hot.sons November 2, 2021

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