Vagina Eye

If you have an eye infection that makes your eye appear alarmingly red and puffy... but causes you little discomfort, you have Vagina Eye.

Don't worry, it's just a really bad case of Vagina Eye. You know... it feels great.... it just LOOKS horrible!

by Stuffmybosssaid December 15, 2019

Mantis Eyes

The act of having wicked or unpredictable eyes. unpredictable in the sense as you do not know where the person is looking due to the amount of irregularity of the pupils and iris.

"I could hardly look at her, those Mantis eyes were going everywhere,"

"I cant tell where he's staring with those Mantis eyes,"

by Illegalysexy January 5, 2012

Tired black eyes

Tired black eye: a term used for bags under you eyes

Mother- wake up!
Son- ugh! Fine.
Mother- come on! Get rid of those tired black eyes!

by Thecutegirl1123] September 3, 2017

schengen degen 360 badboy back fae the wan eye tae the chicken peck

cigarette/smoke

here mate you got a schengen degen 360 badboy back fae the wan eye tae the chicken peck?

by Raspberrynips212 November 22, 2024

Deaf in the Eyes

If you are Deaf in the Eyes then you are extremely blind and stupid

Jerry: Was that a speed bump?

Sam: Are you Deaf in the Eyes?! You just ran over 41 people!

by Big Caesar's Pizza March 14, 2023

Square Eyes

That’s strange feeling that descends when you’ve watched too much TV continuously for too long. A binge watching disease, which usually makes your eyes feel strange… even square!

Damn I binge watched all of Orange is the New Black and now I’ve got Square Eyes

by Codsworthy August 23, 2019

Eye Bath

Something so disgusting that you feel that you have to wash your eyes after seeing it.

Bob: I had to take an eye bath when I saw Steve Harvey's bodyguard riding a lion while wearing nothing but his briefs.
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by Jason Walters March 30, 2009