Eye Stopper

An eye stopper is a chip that is implanted in the eye ball to stop a human from crying.

A women is crying because her boyfriend has broken up with her. She then implants the eye stopper into her eyes and gets a new boyfriend.

by Jen Jen Jen Jen Jen ate a Hen December 10, 2018

Red Eyes B. Dragon

The best card in Duel Monsters EVER!! :D

Me: I play Red Eyes B. Dragon!
Enemy: AAAAAH NO IM SO DED AAAH

by Lavender is beast February 11, 2019

googoo eyes

googoo eyes is when you think your lover can do no wrong and everything they do is perfect in your eyes

her: i just have googoo eyes for him 😍
me: girl he’s in prison 😭

by weenydawg March 19, 2023

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 18, 2025

semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.

Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.

by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011

Fake eye roll

Pretending to be inconvenienced by being overpriveleged

Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)

by fuzzybuzzz January 29, 2019

gauging my eyes out

to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it

Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.

by Pharoah Amer June 23, 2016