Micheal o Callaghan

Touches sheep and often throws blu-tak at Oskar and claims he dosnt have any blu-tak in his farmer voice he also gets touched by his dad in the farmhouse

Person1 miss Micheal is throwing Blu-tak at me
Micheal o Callaghan : WHAT I HAVE NO BLU-TAK

by Cddhsnsn October 9, 2018

kentucky duck call

When you're eating someone's ass and they fart in your face and your cheeks make it sound like a duck call.

Austin's boyfriend gave him a Kentucky duck call and now he has double pink eye.

by Master Splinter November 16, 2018

awa phone call

Teacher is going to call home

If you dont turn around you will get an awa phone callhome

by allisonq_3 November 25, 2018

Daily Morning Power Call

Something that if companies had, would make them unimaginably more successful. - James Marshall

"imagine how much more successful companies would be if they had a Daily Morning Power Call" - James Marshall

by Golden James Marshall February 6, 2019

"dark ages"-inquiry phone call

Refers to da "shout-out" phone call dat you make to one or more local homes/businesses during a power-outage, to ask if they are without electricity, also ("Are you folks in da Dark Ages, as well?"); this allows you to reliably determine if it is indeed a widespread outage, rather than it's being "just you" (i.e., where you would need to check your home's wiring/fuse-box for unseen faulty connections).

During an unexpected power-outage, most folks will likely be at least marginally patient/understanding if you want to check wif dem about whether their electricity is off, as well, but you should still consider carefully before making said call --- usually you will want to do so only if da current weather is fairly "calm 'n' balmy" and therefore a utilities-outage would not be expected. It is generally understood dat service-wires might be downed if there is heavy snow/wind, and so in these cases your "dark ages"-inquiry phone call might be viewed as somewhat of an unnecessary/frivolous interruption, especially since those other folks will themselves probably be experiencing moderate difficulties/concerns regarding said hiccup in da flow of "angry pixies", and so at da time they may be feverishly scrambling to "batten down da hatches" while waiting for da power to come back on again. Good luck trying to call anyone, though, since nowadays da phone and electricity are no longer such "entirely separate circuits" as they used to be, and so unless it's an extremely small and "localized" outage, your home-phone service will likely be out, also, if da electricity is off. Dat's an instance where mobile phones can be an alternative means of communication, since most cellular-towers have their own "dedicated" power-source dat will remain active even if da "regular" electricity is off.

by QuacksO March 19, 2019

Macedonia wake up call

Waking some one up by grabbing their penis and ejaculating them.

I was sleeping until I got an awesome Macedonia wake up call.

by Orange_crush June 26, 2019

de-mating call

when you see a person who's into you but you don't like try to come talk to you
"reeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
(different high pitched frequencies are key)

oh shit victoria's coming over
fuck
gotta get the de-mating call out

by nohateonlyloveguysdontworry April 18, 2019