brain baby

The result of when a man jizzes in a girl's ear

My girlfriend didn't want me to cum in her mouth, so I came in her ear. In 9 months, she'll be having a brain baby.

by wotcher now October 21, 2010

Baby Boomer

A Person Who Explodes Babies/Has Exploded Babies

Person 1 : Hey Dude I've Seen That Guy On The News Before!

Person 2 : What Did He Do?

Person 1 : He Was A Baby Boomer.

by coloradoisweed July 31, 2019

Kyu Baby

1. A fat Asian kid who is buff but fat at the same time.

yo look at those people from sumo wrestling. They are such Kyu baby "

by thekyubaby February 24, 2011

poonshat babies

when a girl has crabs, or a very gross pussy

that chick had poonshat babies coming out of her!

by c p.o. box 3 May 4, 2006

baby soft

a hairless vag. smooth.

I'm baby soft today guys! (:

by plurangel September 11, 2009

Baby Alex

A Baby Alex is a child model, typically a toddler, featured in department store catalogs. Baby Alexes are known for temper tantrums and will typically grow up to be attorneys or Human Resources managers.

That yelling kid in the monogrammed linen onesies is such a Baby Alex.

by XXXdf June 26, 2019

baby faced

Blowing your load aka baby spunk all over a girls face.

when a girl is giving you a blowjob , and right as you are about to come you pull it out of her mouth and jerk it on her face. Now that is called getting baby faced.

by Bob Saget II March 4, 2007