Cardinal's Eye

The cardinal's eye is a condition gained by men when sounding with rough items. The tip of the man's penis will become inflamed around the urethral opening. Weeping from the cardinal's eye is an occasional side effect of rough treatment of delicate parts.

I've got a terrible case of the Cardinal's Eye, doctor, can I get a tube of knob creme, please?

by Sqrd July 5, 2020

Pandascara eyes

when you fall asleep or cry while having non waterproof mascara on. Then your eyes are circled with black make up.

justine - i fell asleep on the plane and woke up with pandascara eyes !

by justbrek May 1, 2015

STINK EYE

Stink eye is the out come of the 69er gone wrong. So when you give someone Stink eye it’s looks like someone has farted in thier eye.

Why did you give me Stink eye

by Mickie1nut July 12, 2022

Whispering eye

To put in simply, a vagina

Hey girl, I really love your beautiful whispering eye

by Logan 81 March 27, 2009

dotted her eyes

dotting the eyes is the act of pulling out and shooting semen into your partners eye(s)

how was the bar rag from last night?
she was awesome.... i dotted her eyes and they were still glued shut this morning

by dr tool June 4, 2019

The Shrimp Eye

When you eat so much shrimp, your eyes turn pink.

"Why isn't Will at work?" "He called out with The Shrimp Eye . You know, from that all you can eat shrimp buffet at Jake's? His eyes look like a flamingo's ass."

by FriskyWhiskey June 10, 2018

stuck eye syndrome

When you roll your eyes so much because of all the bullshittery that your eyeballs get stuck looking up.

Thanks to all the bullshittery going on here today, I now have Stuck Eye Syndrome.

by GingerStarr February 16, 2018