oopma hands

oopma hands - the result of excess sun exposure wearing golf gloves. Your arms and face become overly tan while your hands are not.

His oopma hands are such an eye sore. I told him not to golf so much with the gloves on.

by Barlz June 1, 2010

Hand

Useless worker or the new guy.

Usually used in industrial plant work or construction

You're just a hand, all you're good for is holding a wrench.

Look here, hand.

by Jack White. September 25, 2020

kamryn hand

a small teenage youtuber who is known for her random type videos. shes kinda in the beauty industry, but not really. in conclusion, kamryn hand makes youtube videos, and does her makeup for the internet. lol

kamryn hand posted a new video today!

by thekeemstarofsmallyoutubers November 8, 2018

She got her hand on my pappy

She has her hand strocking my dick.

Why she got her hand on my pappy in the car.

by Void shawn June 16, 2016

hand cardio

Masterbate. Gentler than full arm cardio
Girls prefer hand cardio to arm cardio.

Man. She was so hot I had to rush home for some quick hand cardio

by jumbojim888 June 12, 2016

No hands

The act of masturbating without using your hands, usually in the form of humping a bed/pillow, and letting the semen splurge onto the sheets.

I did no hands today, it was quite the clean-up after.

by 10old9 May 1, 2024

Nemo's right hand

Nemo's right hand is extremely large and his penis is to.If you ever find a Nemo with a large hand stay with him because his dick is probably big.

Nemo's right hand was supposed to jerk off kong, but it really jerked of kenny kan.

by TimmyAndKongGotAids May 28, 2019