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Schrodinger's Trump

A sentiment that asserts that Donald Trump is both an evil genius that wants to take over the world, and a demented confused old man depending on whichever narrative the Left decides is more convenient in the moment.
Leftoid: "Trump is sending troops to Portland! I knew it, he's a dictator that wants to take over America!"
Also Leftoid: "*Sees Elon Musk next to DJT.* Come on guys, it's obvious Trump is just a puppet for Musk, just look how confused he looks!"
Onlookers: "Oh wow, Schrodinger's Trump gone wild."
by Opa Opa September 30, 2025
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Trump

A type of bowel movement, that when flushed, precedes to run alongside the inner walls of a toilet leaving an embarrassingly gross stain throughout it's demise.
I just took a wicked trump, and now I to need the toilet brush and bleach.
by Fross09 September 16, 2021
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trumping bang

used by a woman who insist that if she sleeps with a man he may not continue sleeping with anyone else until they break up. Her bang trumps all other banging and cancels it out.
Johnny agreed that it was a trumping bang. If they did it, he wouldn't see anyone else.
by CaddishJim February 24, 2014
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trumping

When you lose, but you wont accept it.
This guy lost so bad, he started trumping.
by Cardinalkevo2007 December 3, 2020
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Trump

Kevin lost the race by a good quarter mile, complaining as he crossed the finish line, he is such a trump
by tikikenny September 15, 2022
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Mini-Trump

Someone who doesn't do good for the people around them or under their power. They will usually spread lies about something major like COVID-19, believe in hoaxes and force laws upon others to get their way of things done, and is generally an asshole and an idiot blended together.
"Florida’s Republican governor Ron DeSantis is used to being told he’s doing it wrong."
Person 1: Damn, Florida must be fucked up.
Person 2: I know, right? He sounds like a mini-trump to me.
by Whatwasnixie August 11, 2021
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Trump you

An expression of profanity; meant to express disgust with one's actions or words. Indicative of a wholly awful person.
"Coronavirus is a Socialist hoax"

"Trump you, that shit killed my uncle Jake"
by deadfoxtrip April 15, 2020
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