Asshole eyes

Asshole eyes is when the skin around the eyearea is notiably darker than the rest of the face, resembling the darker skin surrounding most people’s assholes(unless they be bleaching dat thang)

Damn Felicia, have you ever heard of concealer? Your asshole eyes are popping!

by Barbiegirl91 May 21, 2018

Pirate eye

When you're diagnosed with a rare eye disease that has the potential to change your entire life. You tell your friends about the severity of the situation only for them to make it a mockery. The only cure is an umbilical cord.

Gina sleeps with an eye patch. She must have that pirate eye.

Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.

Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!

Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??

by Ydnim June 8, 2020

Covid Eyes

Covid-eyes
A girl with beautiful eyes wearing a mask but can't see the rest of her mug to determine if she is truly good looking or a butterface.

Yo, that girls got bangin covid eyes

by Wolfballz August 16, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

whittaker's eye

A common opthamological condition that causes a reduction in the range of movement of one or both eye lids.

Haha, he has Whittaker's eye.

by Whittakereye May 15, 2016

Bootsale eye

The strange and rare occurrence when one particular eye is watering constantly and usually severely. It usually happens outside in the summer when you are viewing items at a boot sale/flea market.

Person 1: Why are you crying? It's only a radio.

Person 2: Oh I've just got a bad case of Bootsale eye

by Raddishface November 17, 2013

Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whiskey, and applying your bare naked butt cheeks on your drunken buddy’s face.

Oh hey! Did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper last night!?

by Morehoes May 29, 2018