shit hour

The hour after having sex with a prostitute/paid sex.

Besides guilt, usually includes withdrawals and a mild hangover.

A: "Damn .. I just blew 800$ on that hooker and coke after that bar ... Also my head is starting to hurt. "

B: "Sounds like you're enjoying your shit hour!"

by boinj April 14, 2014

Internet Shit

When people on the internet completely change something to fit there point of view because they know that most people believe anything they read on the internet. such as a Christian saying that all atheist are evil devil worshipers or when atheist say that all christians are crazy redneck republicans.

democrat: Don't vote Republican they invented aids.

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!

Republican: Don't vote Democrat they forcew you to be there slaves!

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!

by blackstookmybike June 17, 2012

muckle shit

An area of ground that is covered in mud, dirty water, leaking sewage, or other materials of disgusting nature.

We were throwing the Frisbee and it landed right in the muckle shit.

by Theodous McKelvin July 14, 2014

shit-nute

The slang word for a southeast kansas town named chanute. Without alcohol, the town has no pleasant or time-consuming activities to take part in.

Person A: Hey man, I'm going home for the weekend.
Person B: Where is that?
Person A: I live in chanute.
Person B: Fuck man, you grew up in shit-nute, no wonder you can drink a lot.
Person A: Well Drinking is all there is to do.

by sillykumquat December 15, 2013

Fairy Shit

noun

The crusty stuff around your eyes when you wake up in the morning

Hey, wash up before you leave, you still have fairy shit in your eyes.

by Empty_map_4447 January 10, 2023

The Shit Shack

A local ice cream establishment in Bayville, NJ. Known for it's shitty service and ice cream. The ice cream is often the culprit for massive amounts of diarrhea and food poisoning.

"Dude how are you feeling?!"

"Not good man. I went to the Shit Shack last night and my diarrhea exploded."

by Jeremy Scrogan August 5, 2013

shit dance

The little dance you do when deciding to shit in the ultra gross public outhouse or walk the half mile to the clean indoor shower/toilet building at your favorite campground. You can't hold it anymore and succumb to the outhouse, surrounded in putrid stench.

Every morning I have to do the fucking "Shit Dance". If only i could wake up a little earlier.

by Zockoism January 22, 2018