The Poop Cap

When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.

Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.

Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.

by Andy Stafford November 7, 2015

Gamers poop

As soon as you get good and comfortable and ready to have a long gaming session, you are hit with painful poop pains. This usually occurs about halfway through the match or raid.

Dude! Why are you playing so poorly? I'm sorry man, I have just been hit with a mad dose of gamers poop. You must go on without me. This might take a while.

by PoppaSynth October 13, 2016

premature poop

when you're not ready to poop yet, but you do it anyway. often painful and/or hard to pass

Friend 1: How was your poop?
Friend 2. Not great -- it was a premature poop for sure. I should have waited longer to pass this stool.

by pooperforlife August 31, 2016

wicked poopa

1. When you gotta take a massive shit

2. When a girl has a really nice bum
3. Somethings that's totally fucking awesome

"Hey look at her wicked poopa!!"

"That was wicked poopa!"

"I gotta take a wicked poopa!"

by WICKED POOPAAAAAA August 25, 2016

Poopity Poop

A term used too describe a more than normal shittier

This Situation isn't just shit. It's Poopity Poop

by squiddyman June 29, 2016

Cleveland Poop Scooper

When performing a Cleveland Steamer and the female (bottom) partner uses her hands to gather and hold the scat between her breasts, ensuring proper long-term fecal lubrication rather than devolving to general messiness.

Wow! Marlena is the epitome of a Cleveland Poop Scooper. We didn't even get any shit on her sheets when she insisted on going for half the night.

by NDeviations June 5, 2016

razor poop

When your poops so dense and there's a lot of it, when it passes through your anal canal and gives you a slight sensation of razor burn.

Holy moly, grandmother's chicken pot pie just loaded me up with razor poop.

by Squirtle yum yum November 22, 2016