Poor man's layaway

The crafty art of hiding an item you want (but cannot afford to buy) in a carefully chosen place somewhere within the store to ensure the item will be there when you're able to return with the money. A way for someone with inadequate or no money to "reserve" an item for themselves at a later date. Anyone who's ever been poor has done this at least once in their life. Also known as "squirrelling".

Joe: "Ma sent me out to the drug store for her tampons yesterday, and that's when I found the cd I've been looking for, but it was the last one in the store. After the tampons, there wasn't even enough left for a damn Coke, that stingy, bloody-twatted bitch!!"

Jack: So, what happened?

Joe: I wanted to steal it, but you know, the whole "3 strikes" thing. So I found a spot in the store to put it on poor man's layaway until next Friday, when I get paid.

by CactusHeart January 17, 2012

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Yellow Man's Burden

the task given to all Asians to be better than everybody else at anything; the ultimate goal of all Asians

Since the dawn of the SATs, the Yellow Man's Burden was placed upon all Asians.

Guy 1:Can you come to the party on Saturday?
Guy 2: Sorry, I can't because I have to study.
Guy 1: That sucks, I'd hate to have the Yellow's Man Burden too.

by Confucius Bic Boi July 17, 2012

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Dead Man's Volley

A Battle Technique from the Zelda Series, It is performed by Hitting a Glowing Ball back and forth between Link and an Enemy until one of them Fucks Up

Link had to Dead Man's Volley Phantom Ganon

by Mrmetaknight875345 April 29, 2015

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