nyoh my god

Usually used when crazy shit goes down and there is no other phrase in the English language left that can be used to properly express ones feelings.

John: Theres a pack of wild gnomes outside. They're roaming around raping and killing everyone and everything. The leader of the pack, an overweight bear with a top hat, is demanding the destruction of all things as he roles in the blood of the fallen.

Randy: Nyoh my god.

by salty mcballstien October 30, 2010

bite my moment

killing some one's moment or to bring some one down

Mike: I think i'm gonna ask out Kelly.
Sam: She doesn't like you!
Mike: Yo why you always gotta bite my moment!

by Emo Nemo May 26, 2006

stole my information

Used when a stranger has given you an inexplicably intense look. Possibly originated in Montgomery County, MD.

Did you see that? Bitch just stole my information.

by frontbutt April 6, 2006

Holy... Oh My...

When you're so overwhelmed you just can't think of anything to say, so you kind of fall all over yourself.

After watching his house be destroyed by nuclear missiles, Carl said, "Holy... Oh my..."

by the $cuN>| December 14, 2008

My Falling October

Shite, unorigional metalcore/emo band from Fife, more commonly known as my falling emos.

My Falling October were so crap last night, they made 'Metal by Numbers' by Brian Posehn sound like Opeth.

by The fat ginger dude from MFO's mum February 10, 2008

Oh My Juice!

When you get surprise you don't know what to say but you think about juice.

Jerry: Hey, look at this!
Mac: Oh my juice! What is that?

by Mark or Norman i think? February 18, 2009

Wet my D

A phrase used to tell a fellow man off when agitated, or as a response to verbal abuse. D is short for dick and as a whole insults the masculinity of your friend, implying he should give you a blowjob.

Matt: Dude you sister is fucking hot!

Nick: Wet my D bitch!

by Blackie Chann September 29, 2008