"When the sergeant ordered me to jump off the moving bridge, I yelled, 'Not on your life! That's crazy!'"
by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024
Get the Not on your lifemug. Like a circle jerk but bigger in scale and with only one loner wanker who gradually gets more and more isolated leading to death
by Issy_dead_bananas February 7, 2020
Get the A one way life jerkmug. When you use a thin double sided dildo and shove it up someone's ass until it emerges from their mouth. From there push and pull in and out as if you are flossing.
by Rusa2607 March 26, 2021
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
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Get the #float lifemug. by WinToast March 5, 2021
Get the My Lifemug. Thinking about your life decisions, how you got here, saying comebacks you came up with after a fight, and making decisions yet to come all in a couch.
by Mistcakes December 5, 2017
Get the life couchingmug.