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The Holy Hand Grenade

While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.
I gave Veronica the Holy Hand Grenade last night, it was a blast!
by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021
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Poppadom Hands

A goalkeeper who makes a lot of mistakes leading to goals
We’re 1-0 down again. Lee Camp has Poppadom Hands
by smjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj October 5, 2019
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handful of dimmies

With his dimmies in hand, Cam Constable takes a moment to sit back, relax, and savor the food. Whether he enjoys them in the café or takes them to go, the experience offers both physical and mental satisfaction.
When Cam finally reaches the café he steps inside, the café staff already knows what he’s going to ask for, a handful of dimmies
by Matty Be December 16, 2024
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Hand Hooker

One who gives sexual gratification to another using only their hands in trade of goods, services or monetary gains.
Hillary Clinton asked Donald Trump if he could lend her $15,000
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?

She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .
by Trudilicious December 31, 2023
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Hand-off from hell

Believed to originate amongst the Welsh migrant population of Niagra Falls, Ontario, Canada. The hand-off from hell is a technique used in Rugby Union where you smash the palm of your hand into your opponents face sending them sprawling to the floor unable to stop your advance towards the try line.

In modern times it's usage is seen more often as a cheap shot in bar room brawls and was featured as a special move in 90s cult hit video game Jonah Lomu Rugby.
"Goodness me that hand-off from hell almost put him in ward 4!"

"Hope not Bill that's the maternity ward."
by Nog1988 January 15, 2019
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Second-hand gay

When a straight person has so many gay friends they come off as one one.
Oh no I’m straight I just suffer from second-hand gay
by Zozowitduhbowbow November 27, 2019
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Cum Hands

A high-five that is shared directly after you and another person masturbate, preferably without washing your hands first.
Last night me and Dillon came at the exact same time, we had to do Cum Hands after!
by AlexJonesInDisguise July 23, 2020
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