Fart shanked

When you're in a restroom taking a piss and the person next to you farts without regards.

"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.

by Petesbeeps August 24, 2017

Fart bomba

Neetesh stinky farts that will destroy the world

Anirudh- Who is fart bomba
Geetesh- Neetesh!

by UnCoolHuman June 17, 2022

Farts as a form of intimacy

A hip new age way for couple to bond and connect on a deeper more spiritual level

Jenny has been buying nothing but kashi cereal from Trader Joe’s lately it gives her chronic flatulence….. well that just gives Josh a chance to sniff her rear and get to know her on a deeper level. Farts as a form of intimacy has saved many relationships according to Dr. Phil McGraw. Smelling your loved ones taint and or sphincter gland bonds and connects us spiritually and emotionally

by Badger girl 317 March 21, 2024

Fart Grenade

When you fart into a pair of clean balled up socks and throw them at someone.

the conversation was interrupted by mooses fart grenade.

by mu shin September 11, 2019

vagina blood fart

when you sneeze on your period an d it makes a fart sound

oh shit i just queefed and im on my period

oh shit i just had a vagina blood fart

by wowmomshome November 14, 2019

Dyke Fart

Flatulence from a Lesbian

Tide is being a real Dyke Fart right now, I’m gonna put some cum in his eye.

by Chuck Norris83649 February 5, 2024

Fart away

When you want to say “fuck off,” but you have kids present

Dylan’s parents were having an argument at the dinner table, when his father finally couldn’t take it anymore and yelled “ just fart away, Lillian, fart away.”

by Wallyman April 24, 2022