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best friend 

Two or more people who share everything with one another, knowing they can be trusted. People who would, if needed, take a bullet for their friend. Two or more people who, through all the new friends, new hobbies, new jobs, rough times, and high school, are ALWAYS there for each other, no matter how busy they are. A best friend is someone who can make you feel better no matter what.
we're the kind of best friends who get hit by parked cars = amazing.
best friend by alisnotaman April 11, 2008

Friend Friend 

A steady partner translated for North Korean.
My "friend friend" is coming from the East to buy me a watch.
Friend Friend by JJ3451 December 6, 2006

Best Friend 

Someone who you can be completely comfortable and crazy around. Someone who doesn't care if they cause physical pain to you when you do something stupid - "you deserved it." Someone who will come pick you up in the middle of the night when your boyfriend's being an asshole. and they're twenty miles away. Someone who can be a complete bitch to you one day, then totally nice to you the next and expect you to forgive them - and you DO forgive them without hesitation. Someone who you fight with and yell at and hate constantly 99% of the time, and then get along five minutes after you just fought. Someone who, when you lose them in a big amusement park, you begin crying because you feel so lost without them. Someone who's not afraid to call you fat and ugly on your bad days, and then fat and ugly or your good days too. They're kind of like tumors in your body that never go away.
Teacher: "You two girls have been arguing all the way down the hall!"
Girl: She's being a bitch and calling me names and hitting me! She's really making me angry!"
Teacher: "Then go to the office and explain to the principal what she's doing and saying."
Girl: "Oh no! I could never do that! She's my best friend!"
Best Friend by bestfriendhalf June 26, 2008

Best Friend 

Someone who will deep throat your cock and stuff your balls into his cheecks liek a chipmunk whilst also licking your asshole. You complete me !
Hey, wanna be my best friend ? I have $20 dollars !
Best Friend by oddballed January 23, 2010

Friendsistant 

A friend who is hired in the capacity of an assistant. Friendsistant status can only be attained by those who were previously merely friends.
Joe hired Hannah to assist in the production of Cuckoo Kitty sweaters for www.prettysnake.com. Hannah is now officially Joe's friendsistant.

Friendship Tuck 

When a known male person comes up behind you and stuffs their geintals in the back pocket of the jeans or pants you are wearing and stays there until you have noticed what he has done. Usually done in the pocket without a wallet, cellphone or comb in it.
Doug wanted to express his admiration of his long time acquaintance so he came up behind him and gave him a friendship tuck.
Friendship Tuck by Lardcore November 30, 2010