cock waffle

a fat homosexual who has a small penis

Ryan Morgan is a cock waffle

by Steven Ober June 26, 2003

cock snot

when you bust a nut in a woman's mouth and then it comes out her nose. she has a runny nose. Only it is cock snot.

man yesterday i busted a nut in Jolie's mouth and she had cock snot like a mutha fucca!

by smokinhash March 16, 2010

Cock Pumper

One who pumps a cock much like when your jacking up a car to try and break off the huge black 12 inch cock

Man she was so good then she turned into a cock pumper. I kicked that bitch out

by Will Deshazo June 11, 2006

cock sucker

When someone sucks of a cock.

e.g. sean coal is a cock sucker. he sucked his dads cock while his dad sucked his mums cock

by sean coal September 22, 2008

cock pocket

A Freudian slip. A female who wants to eat a "hot pocket," but is thinking of sex and a big hot cock.

Michelle: "I'm hungry."
Hector: "Wanna hot pocket?"
Michelle: "Yeah, make me a cock pocket."
ROOM EXPLODES WITH LAUGHTER!

by Nyphette January 23, 2007

cock stopper

1. Finding out the "woman" you are bedding has a penis. In all but 1% of men this is known to stop the cock dead in it's tracks returning to it's flaccid form.

See Eddie Murphy.

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

goose cock

a dumb ass drunk often trying to fight or rape his friends to compensate for being rape by Canadians a smart ass know it all

Man goose cock got all drunk and tried to rape me in the woods

by Page Master June 21, 2011