king dave

the coolest bloke to ever live.

king dave is extra cool!

by poopooassass70 December 21, 2021

King Lil

THE ABSOLUTE GOAT

Why is King Lil so dang cool!

by KingLil3000 November 20, 2020

Roaring Kings

Fat, retarded, and smell really bad

I’m going to join Roaring kings to be obese!

by slayerKkoufaxK March 11, 2023

Christopher king

Chris king is a very cool guy. Intimidating at first but after that he is awesome . Has pretty as fuck eyes and the rest ain’t so bad either any woman( or anybody) to have the priveledge of meeting him and being in his life is a lucky mother fucker . He is reasonable and fair and straight up. As real as they get

Christopher king is real as fuck

by Jamie sucks a lot August 19, 2025

king kong butt

The largest mammal booty to ever sit on this earth.

“You just got shit on! How does that King Kong Butt taste pleb?”

by This isn’t Cole November 23, 2021

dirty Derek King benn NE

When somebody is pegging there grandpa while he shats out ballistic charts on your balls and makes them move like a punching bag while calling you a good ass boy while a little kid defacates in your mouth.

I wanna dirty derek King benn NE my dad so bad

by vxid.ryft March 28, 2025

King Arthur’d

The attempt of a foreign individual or group to invite you to gather together for a threesome.

Much like King Arthur sent out lettered invitations for knights to gather around the round table and muck around.

I was selling ice cream on the beach and a couple wrote me a note on a napkin asking me to have a threesome with them.

I said no

If you’re going to King Arthur me at least give me a good tip!

King Arthur’d- the act of getting invited into a threesome

by Breath God September 8, 2021