Pre-Dick

The prediction that someone is going to be a dick before they begin talking to you.

"man that guy is giving me the pre-dick."

by theleglog March 9, 2012

Dick Neck

A condition of total pain and soreness of the neck muscles caused by excessive cock sucking.

After our long weekend away, I had to pay for a massage for Rachel to help her Dick Neck.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Missile Dick

One who is in possession, or one who participates in the usage and/or firing of a detachable, dangerous, rocket powered penis.

These weapons are rare, but extremely dangerous when handled by a well trained missile dick.

Fuck bears, the number one threat to America are Missile Dicks.

by couragealex July 29, 2009

Dick Roulette

Going on chat roulette with a group of friends and taking turns sitting in front of the computer everytime a penis shows up on screen.

I couldn't apply Dick Roulette rules yesterday cause I was by myself.

by themaster13131313 March 7, 2010

Acid Dick

The residual effect of putting your regular dick into an Acid Pussy. See Acid Pussy.

"My brother is a whore, and fucks whores with acid pussy, and now his dick is on fire...because it is now acid dick."

by What's My Name Fool?! August 22, 2011

Big-dicked

When someone pulles out their cock and it's bigger than yours.

I thought I could drink more than him but he big-dicked me and won.

by Champion October 8, 2016

Spotted Dick

n. Raisin bread
also see spotted dog

"I love eating home baked spotted dick"

by Pete January 20, 2004