John Doe

hot stalker

mmmmm john doe

by Raven Ocean August 22, 2023

Johning

One who partakes in dumbass actions.

“This mf really Johning right now”
“You a John ass mf”

by @nonnnn_8921 August 3, 2018

John Edward

The ultimate ladies man. We call him the female whisperer. When he whistles, he sounds like a mockingbird. He has the biggest feet. Girls want to suck his toes. He looks like the person that would get face tattoos.

He is John Edward

by John Leary March 29, 2019

William John Mallabone

Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.

Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.

by CertiChadFinder101 November 24, 2021

John Remil Sencio

Most handsome person in Davao City. It was proved and signed by the Mayor of Davao City

John Remil Sencio is handsome

by TakiKira November 18, 2022

John Trevor Gregory

A scary man summoned by praising Dutton or Trump. He claps back with savage insults such as "Stump"

DONT CALL HIM JOHN TREVOR STUMPERY

You: TRUMP ON TOP
John Trevor Gregory: Stump
You: John Trevor Stumpery
John Trevor Gregory: STOP, STOP, STOP

by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024

out john

When you get in the port-a-potty at the end of a long hot steamy summer day and she still gives you a blumpkin.

Man I heard she was a freak but didn't believe it till she gave me an out John at the festival.

by Sandy, AE, Sphinkter September 17, 2017