KAUNKIE SHIT

Phrase that can only flow together

A situation so dirty emotionally and/or physically that it can't even be Kinky, Kanky, or even Kaunkie....

Iz KAUNKIE SHIT!

just like kaunkie, must be said in slow motion!

1. Dude, last night was sum KAUNKIE SHIT!

by Kaunkie Man February 8, 2010

Dip shit

A simple-minded nuisance usually a younger sibling or neighborhood nerd

Go away dip shit

by King Mike Da Dom December 10, 2019

shit swip

The act of accidently or inadvertantly shitting on your finger unknowingly and subsequently smearing the residue across your trousers.

Tim: what's that smell
Jim: sorry, I had to shit swip, the water was broken and it had run out of toilet roll.

by DAISYDAISYiPlay March 23, 2011

Shit spot

A mole or black pimple; beauty spot

You: She's got a giant mole on her face

Friend: dude it's a damn shit spot

by skids-n-shids June 17, 2018

scotty's shits

The ass-burning diarrhea that follows a meal from Scotty's Brewhouse where the Mofo Hot or Mofo Mustard was consumed.

"Man, I had Scotty's last night, and I've had the Scotty's shits all day long."

by babyfarksmcgeezacs November 21, 2013

hen shit

The really old school slang equivalent to a rat's ass. The smallest shit you can give, take, or have. Taken from the smallest shit you will see in a barnyard.

Really? I don't give a hen shit.

*knocks over glass of water* "Oh hen shit!"

by headbangin parrot January 8, 2011

shit hog

a complete asshole; someone who has no respect for rules or authority.

My son is a real shit hog. He does only what he wants to do and doesn't care about how his actions will effect anybody but him.

by frizzlefryporcelaingod814 December 23, 2009