Definitions by DAISYDAISYiPlay

shit swip

The act of accidently or inadvertantly shitting on your finger unknowingly and subsequently smearing the residue across your trousers.

Tim: what's that smell
Jim: sorry, I had to shit swip, the water was broken and it had run out of toilet roll.

shit swip by DAISYDAISYiPlay March 23, 2011