Parker

A guy who acts cool in front of his friends but when he's dating someone has a big soft spot for them and is a little awkward when dating but in a cute way. He probably dates girls who act like him. He probably dates girls named Ariana, Madeline, Sarah, and Gianna.

Person A: Hey remember when you dated Parker?
Person B: Yeah I still love him

by Carriethegohst September 22, 2022

PARKER YEE

A FORM OF UR MOM IS FAT

shut up u PARKER YEE lover

by BOOGUE MAN September 27, 2022

Parked

Getting absolutely railed at any given time by Parker :’)

I had no I idea I was going to get parked before work, but I hoped it happens everyday for the rest of my life.

by Mellyjelly5116 September 27, 2022

parkland public school

cheap ass school

bro parkland public school is broke af

by diligentdigger763 October 3, 2022

Parker

Parkers are usually friendly on the outside and act cool around new people, but as you get to know them they start to show how much of an ass they can be. Parkers can be a very toxic partner, or a really nice one, but its more often than not that they arent good.

"Oh my gosh, is your bf actually a PARKER???!?!?!?"
"Bless your hearyt!""

by TheOneTrueKingUnderTheMountain October 13, 2022

parkered

To consume an abhorrent amount of food or any other resources with little to no regard for the well-being of yourself and others around you.

“Someone parkered all the cookies in the hotel lobby, so I cancelled my reservation.”
“He parkered all his phone data in the first two days. We shouldn’t have given him a phone…”

by Daroobee October 15, 2022

Parker

Parker is a man that is a discord kitten and has many moderators

"Did you hear about Parker being a discord kitten"

by SlayingTheDayAway November 3, 2022