The Overprotective American parent who tries to do her best to protect her so called "perfect" children from obscene stuff from preventing the from listening to Rock music or even also any movies or games beyond the PG or E rating.
She also forces her kids to do random activities that she picks for them after school even if they have their own preferences and she is usually yelling at the coach when her son commits mistakes.
Eventually their children grow up to live horrible lives due to them not being prepared easily for the dangers of life.
She also forces her kids to do random activities that she picks for them after school even if they have their own preferences and she is usually yelling at the coach when her son commits mistakes.
Eventually their children grow up to live horrible lives due to them not being prepared easily for the dangers of life.
Me: (Vibing to some Paramore)
Soccer Mom: TURN THAT WRETCHED MUSIC OFF BEFORE MY KIDS GET CORRUPTED!
Me: Who bloody cares?
(Turns it up louder)
Soccer mom: (Faints in frustration)
Soccer Mom: TURN THAT WRETCHED MUSIC OFF BEFORE MY KIDS GET CORRUPTED!
Me: Who bloody cares?
(Turns it up louder)
Soccer mom: (Faints in frustration)
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