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John Doe

John doe is a series of pictures that are a inside joke between Kasey, Gavin, and Jullee
I am going to have to send a john doe!
by Jules Doe March 15, 2019
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On John

On a man named John, Or more specifically John Oliver.
"I really like men with aids."

"On John Bro"
by MothersMilk69 June 19, 2022
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John

A one nut wounder.

He has his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo.
Dude I saw a one nut wounder.
I heard his name is john.
by Pudden_Pop December 25, 2021
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John

He has the cutest smile you'll ever see. He is very athletic, intelligent, and very cute. He will make your day better even when you had the worst day. He always makes eye contact when talking to you. Someone will always have a crush on him no matter what. John is a guy you want to be best friends with forever.
girl 1 "His smile is so cute"
girl 2 "That's cause his name is John"\
girl 1 "I wanna marry him!"
by misterious9495 January 11, 2021
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John Emery

At totally epic gamer! This is the man you would want on your team. An insane apex legend and a totally rad siege player 😩! This guy will kick names and take ass! Never 1v1 him cuz he’ll destroy you!
Person1: “did you see that guy who killed me!?”

Person2: “bruh that guy was such a John Emery!”
by KidKryptic October 17, 2021
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John Bottom

The typical bottom, so bottom they're the john of bottoms
Person 1: I thought I was bottoming!
Person 2: NO I'M JOHN BOTTOM!!
Person 1: Oh okay I'll top then
by ShidouYaoi May 19, 2024
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john novak

A person who slaps girls with his penis
Damn look at that bruis did you let John novak do that
by Tr=e November 21, 2016
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